I present to you STRAPLESS G-STRING PANTIES.
As if a regular g-string/thong weren't bad enough, now they just got you taping them to your body.
My big question, though, is HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM WITH THAT ON? Do you just unstick yourself and then restick when you're finished? What if you get a bit of fluff on your adhesive and your g-string hangs like an overgrown, out of control tampon string all day? At what point can you say, "My strapless G-string is looking a little worn. I'll throw it away and spend THIRTY TWO DOLLARS on a new one?
I don't know about you, but I'm just going to stick with my already-overpriced-at-six-dollars-a-pair Vicky low rise bikinis and call it a day, y'all.
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